Roger's Diary
190 followers!

That’s almost 200! Thank you guys! (even though you make me do weird things…)

poor nick! does your face hurt? :(

It did… For a while. But I’m a man, I got over it.

Also I had an ice package on my face for 2 hours.

what's your favorite car color
Anonymous

Ahhh! This is hard for me they are all hot- er I mean cool looking!

Hey, just saw that someone wants to rip David's face off. You know, we had an incident like that here in Miami a couple of days ago. Was that person on the same kind of mutant LSD or something, or just upset that their face wasn't as pretty as David's? Either way, holy shit. O_O

That’s scary!!! Don’t do that to David now guys!!! Don’t do that to anyone!!! :O

ummm what was with the psychotic ask about rippind dAvid's face off?? gtfo!

Yeah that creeped me out :s
I wasn’t going to tell him he would probably be really scared (I was!)

Nick. Let David know that I want to rip off his face and hang it in my closet.

Ummm… If I did I don’t think he would like it…

so what happened with that girl who gave you bedroom eyes?

I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention, I was too busy getting punched in the face!

Alrighty Mr Mason~ -groom groom brush brush- And now you've got a fluffy, clean, pie-crust-crumbless 'stache. c:

Yay!! Thank you :3

david just wiped his hair all over one of your cars
Anonymous

DAVID WHAT THE FUCK MAN I JUST WASHED THAT ONE

how can I repent and get forgiveness from you for writing a Rognick story? /and I'm broke so I can't get a pie for you.

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I uh
Um
Whew this is uncomfortable
Groom my mustache??